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reconditechief:

ohboyitsdoctorsexy:

i believe many of us have reached the point of our parents telling us to go to parties.

Honestly? Yes…

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

danddurand:

this is my second comic of miss officer and mr truffles! hope you like it 
My husband and i were laughing and planning like 3 hours straight lol

paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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dangerhamster:

desertislanddream:

beckie0:

This headline and article had me fuming. They focus the readers attention on appearance again - rather than the good the person (in this case, Anne) is doing. I think it’s disgusting how newspapers pick us up on little details such as our makeup - rather that just report good deeds. Does anyone remember seeing the articles about the actress who saved people from drowning, yet all they focused on was her nipples that slipped out as she pulled them from the water?
Stop focusing on appearance and forming your articles in such a fashion to gain attention, it belittles the good that others do.

We really need to mention her lack of make-up? Really? She flew to Tennessee to spend the day with patient’s in a children’s hospital. Let’s focus on that.

That’s a Daily Mail headline so I’m not in the least bit surprised anymore. DM are the good folks who have brought you headlines such as “Too Few Women in top jobs mean firms are forced to promote females” and “why women become less bitchy as they get older” (both actual headlines)

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

ckents:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

#good old voldy

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

churchsext:

zombiesdontgiveaf:

churchsext:

shivermejustintimbers:

churchsext:

list of states that im pretty sure do not exist: 

  • utah
  • arkansas
  • delaware
  • conneticut or wahtever
  • wyoming
  • new hampshire
  • new mexico
  • oklahoma
  • vermont
  • seriousl y what the hell

I’m in Vermont right now.
I guess I don’t exist.

did someone say something

Wyoming.. Ha. If my state doesn’t exist guess all the woman are still waiting for suffrage rights??

it’s like I keep hearing a really faint whisper…