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50shadesofacceptance:


I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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whythatwhore:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

oh my god

Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

4r73m15:

do not

google

trypophobia 

do not

google

trypophobia

DO NOT

GOOGLE

TRYPOPHOBIA

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

earlgreytea68:

cupcakemeetbabe:

widdlez:


"Oh David you’re too big to carry around."
Of all the jobs Rose had had over the years since she started her little babysitting business, Idris’s kids were by far her favorites. Chris always insisted that, being 10, he was too old for a baby sitter but he’d always find his way into the living room and into their little games. Davie was a sweetheart but had a penchant for taking things apart. Rose had learned very quickly to keep any electronic devices and kitchen ware high and far from his reach when he was out of her site. Little Matty with his penchant for finding a new hat to wear every time she saw him was a quiet little four year old but she knew for all his quiet and some what clingy demeanor he was always getting into trouble and had a mischievous side hidden behind that adorable little face. 

Babus! I dunno. You should probably just take my tablet away from me. 
I just picture them all being really protective of her too, since their mom is always away at work and stuff. and and they have this little box fort/club house ala “Out of the Box” style that’s called the TARDIS and a little yellow power wheels car they call Bessie. and they the boys are almost always arguing over something or other but they all agree that they hate Rose’s boyfriend Jimmy.
No seriously stop me

earlgreytea68
When I first saw this, I saw Rose talking to Brem!

It’s true this is a Doctor Who AU, but it’s also true that that is so utterly Rose and Brem it hurts. 
kookiekunt:

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant
A micro-crack in steel
Household dust
Needle and thread
E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)
A moth wing
Leaf of a Virginia spiderwort
Marijuana
Shark skin

What I got from this is that sharks are MADE OF TEETH

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

vaginapowersactivate:

vrisrezi:

hellalara:

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with

i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with